The Fifteen Properties of a Rotten Potato

The fifteen properties of a rotten potato was a joke mentioned in the twelve factions story. Although the list was never given at the time, it can be found below.

The Properties

 * 1) Rotten
 * 2) Toxic
 * 3) Dangerous
 * 4) Unhealthy
 * 5) Flammable
 * 6) Edible
 * 7) Imperfect
 * 8) Putrid
 * 9) Acrid
 * 10) Unpleasant
 * 11) Mushy
 * 12) Green
 * 13) Round
 * 14) Lethal
 * 15) Non-nutritional